Top 35 longest movie titles

35) Terror of Prehistoric Bloody Monster From Space (1998)
sounds cuddly

34) KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park (TV) (1978)
hope they get eaten

33) I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958)
"My god, She's full of stars" take as badly as possible

32) Groove Requiem in the Key of Ski (1991)
Umm. Why?

31) The Good, the Rad and the Gnarly (1987)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

30) The Drug Terror; Or, the Underworld Exposed (1914)
no comment

29) Don't Worry, We'll Think of a Title (1966)
Better yet, I have one, Lasy f***tards

28) Dark Stories: Tales from Beyond the Grave (2001)
umm RIP

27) The Cynic, the Rat & the Fist (1977)
Guess who wins

26) Stop the World, I Want to Get Off (TV) (1996)
The off buttons a trigger

25) Stop the World, I Want to Get Off (1966)
Why is this here twice?

24) Revenge of the Teenage Vixens from Outer Space (1985)
Sounds like a dirty film to me

23) The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World (1970)
except for maybe "A cure for insomnia" Run time 30 hours 50 minutes

22) If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do? (1971)
Be horses, duh

21) The Gendarme and the Creatures from Outer Space (1979)
Who went to 70's movies anyway

20) Dr. Wei in the Scripture with No Words (1996)
so it's just paper

19) It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time (1975)
it alwase does

18) The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love (1995)
Yuri alert, Yuri alert

17) How a Strange Hero Thrice Teased an Unruly Girl (1968)
thats probably dirty in the worst way

16) God Was in the West, Too, at One Time (1970)
But not in the 70's film industry

15) Galaxy Fraulein Yuna Returns: Dawn of the Dark Sisters (1999)
no no no no no NO Fricking NO

14) Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up to Me (1971)
More 70's?

13) Attack of the Flesh Devouring Space Worms From Outer Space (1998)
Oy Nutta!

12) What Are Those Strange Drops of Blood Doing On Jennifer's Body? (1971)
She's DEAD sherlock
oh wait, it was the Flesh Devouring Space Worms From Outer Space!

11) Dealing: Or the Berkeley-to-Boston Forty-Brick Lost-Bag Blues (1972)
Do i want to know what this was about?

10) Celsius 41.11: The Temperature at Which the Brain... Begins to Die (2004)
Dot dot dot....

9) Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)
never

8) Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
or: BORAX: The best way to clean a toilet?

7) The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1967)
Isn't that the living DEAD?

6) Revelations of a Sex Maniac to the Head of the Criminal Investigation Division (1972)
is this another dirty flick?

5) Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
That was actualy a really good movie

4) The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Green Grasshopper and the Vampire Lady from Outer Space (1965)
Never search up "lemon grove" on google

3) Homework, or How Pornography Saved the Split Family from Boredom and Improved their Financial Situation (1990)
now THAT's a porno

2) The Fable of the Kid Who Shifted His Ideals to Golf and Finally Became a Baseball Fan and Took the Only Known Cure (1916)
I can't comment on this one...

& the #1


I kid you not...







1) Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (1991)

Someone was trawling for this category, weren't they?